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INTERVIEW OF THE MONTH 12
questions with the man who could only say A.
A: A! Q: I’m sorry, but that is not possible. Xanthias is nowhere near. Are you sure? A: A! Q: Oh. I forgot I had this in here (removes a herring from inside his tunic). May I call you A? A: A! Q: Good. Where are you from, A? A: A! Q: I take it that means Athens? And your occupation? A: A-A! Q: Amazonian ambassador? Strange, I thought they were all female? A: A!! Q: Yes, of course I understand that they need men for breeding too... Are there a lot of people like you at HW? A: A! Q: Really? That is news to me... About your speech impediment... is it because the Amazonian’s cut your tongue off? To stop you from spilling their secrets? And btw, did they cut off something else too? A: A**#&§% Q: Now, now, you don’t have to get rude! I’m just trying to help you, by making you famous! Don’t you know that all my previous interviewees have become almost infamous at HW? A: A? Q: Really! Speaking of infamous places, have you joined AmuseArena yet? A: A! A?? Q: You really should, it’s in Alexandria, you would fit in perfectly! For the last serious question; If you were a letter, what letter would you be? A: A! Q: I could have quessed that... thank you, the interview is over... what would you like to drink? A: A! Q: Make mine a double! (after this, I may have to join AA, and I don’t mean AmuseArena!)
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